Sawyer Merritt: BREAKING: Tesla has launched TSLAQ Tears for only $420.69
- For decorative purpose only (TSLAQ tears are toxic)
- Dry aged for 69 days
- Recycled glass bottle
- Includes one stock split
- Available for as long as $TSLA goes up
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